My dad.

After reading babyporridge's interpretation of emailing fathers, I decided to give it a try. Because I'm cool like that.

In the aftermath of arguing whether or not Eddie Izzard plays the bad guy in the Alex Pettyfer (<3) film Stormbreaker, the following conversation emerged:


From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Tuesday, 20 October 2009 6:20 PM
To: Dad
Subject:



told you so



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbreaker_(film)
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From: Dad
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 11:36 AM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: RE:

All lies. The proof is that since I am never wrong, Wikipedia is obviously the erroneous one.



Dad the omniscient
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From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 11:48 AM
To: Dad
Subject: RE:



yeahh.



and maybe the pope converted to islam.
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From: Dad
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 12:56 PM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: RE:

Such cynicism in one so young
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From: insaneandluvingit
Date: Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:00:28 +1100
To: Dad
Subject: RE:



such scepticism in one so VERY old.
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From: Dad
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 1:43 PM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: Re:

I hope you do not expect to get a lift home from an old sceptic. Only omniscient fathers provide transport at request.

Think it through
Dad the blackmailer
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From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Saturday, 24 October 2009 2:46 PM
To: Dad
Subject: RE: Re:



too late.

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From: Dad
Sent: Saturday, 24 October 2009 3:49 PM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: RE: Re:


Hey – I could retrospectively bundle you into the car and take you back up to the station. Behave!!

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From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Saturday, 24 October 2009 3:50 PM
To: Dad
Subject: RE: Re:


and i could retrospectively hide.
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which just shows you how normal my conversations get.

If you've seen over 85 films, you have "no life"

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own Facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

Teen/ Romance:
(x) The Cinderella Story
( ) Another Cinderella Story
( ) Step Up
(x) Step Up 2
(x) High School Musical
(x) High School Musical 2
( ) High School Musical 3
( ) Hannah Montana Movie
( ) Enchanted
( ) Sydney White
Total: 4

(x) She's the Man
( ) Licensed to Wed
( ) The Break-up
( ) 13 going on 30
( ) 27 Dresses
( ) P.S I Love You
( ) Made of Honour
(x) What Happens in Vegas
(x) Get Smart
(x) The Princess Bride
Total: 8

( ) Camp Rock
(x) Wild Child
( ) Ella Enchanted
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
( ) 50 First Dates
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Just Married
(x) Freaky Friday
Total: 13

( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Sleepover
(x) Confessions Of a Shopaholic
(x) Twilight
( ) Nancy Drew
(x) The Devil Wears Prada
( ) No Reservations
( ) Perfect Man
( ) The Notebook
( ) Never Been Kissed
Total: 16

Comedy/Humour:
( ) Yes Man
( ) Bedtime Stories
(x) The Pink Panther
( ) The Pink Panther 2
(x) Marley & Me
( ) Cheetah Girls
( ) Cheetah Girls 2
( ) Bratz
( ) Haunted Mansion
( ) Paul Blart Mall Cop
Total: 18

( ) The 40-year-old virgin
(x) Night in the Museum
( ) Night in the Museum 2
(x) Evan Almighty
(x) Bruce Almighty
( ) White Chicks
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Meet the Spartans
( ) Meet the Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
Total: 21

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 21

Adventures:
(x) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone
(x) Harry Potter 2: The Secret Chamber
(x) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
(x) Harry Potter 5: Order of Phoenix
(x) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: Return Of the King
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Total: 31

(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
(x) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
( ) The Mummy
( ) The Mummy 2
( ) The Mummy 3
( ) Journey to the Center of Earth
( ) City of Ember
( ) Finding Neverland
Total: 35

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
( ) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Spider Man 3
( ) King Kong
Total: 39

( ) Hellboy
( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Underdog
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Batman: The Dark Knight
Total: 43

Action/ Thriller
(x) The Matrix
( ) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Terminator
( ) Terminator 2
( ) Terminator 3
(x) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Ocean’s Thirteen
( ) Casino Royale 007
Total: 44

(x) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Underworld
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Death Note
( ) Death Note 2
( ) Death Note 3: L Change the world
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) I, Robot
Total: 45

( ) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
( ) Rush Hour 3
(x) Mission Impossible
( ) Mission Impossible 2
( ) Mission Impossible 3
( ) I Am Legend
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) Signs
Total: 47

Horror:
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) Saw III
( ) Saw IV
( ) Saw V
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
Total: 48

( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) Number 23
( ) Hide and Seek
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
Total: 48

( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
( ) The Haunted Apartment
( ) Siren
( ) Silent Hill
( ) The Mask
( ) Son Of The
( ) Alone
( ) Omen
( ) House Of Wax
Total: 48

( ) The Eye
( ) The Eye 2
( ) Shutter
( ) When the Stranger calls
( ) The Fog
( ) The Orphanage
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
Total: 48

Cartoons:
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Madagascar
(x) Madagascar 2
(x) Kung Fu Panda
( ) Bolt
( ) Wall-E
(x) Monsters Inc
(x) Shark Tale
Total: 56

(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek 3
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) ET
(x) Cars
(x) Ratatouille
(x) Toy Story
(x) Toy Story 2
(x) The Incredibles
Total: 65

Inspirational:
(x) Little Miss Sunshine
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Last Dance
(x) To Kill A Mockingbird
( ) Conrack
( ) Midnight Sun
( ) Little Black Book
(x) Rwanda Genocide
Total: 68

Classics:
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Titanic
(x) Romeo & Juliet
( ) Frankenstein
(x) A Midsummer Night's Dream


Grand Total: 70

I HAVE A LIFE!

but there are more films that AREN'T ON THE LIST!!!

Deep and Phisiologically Philosophical

my wardrobe is now three shirts and two pairs of shoes heavier. thankyou, DFO gods.

I yesterday saw Up. The magic of Pixar never fails to amaze. Not only was it cute, funny and spectacularly executed, but it was also emotionally challenging. MANY THANKS TO THE PIXAR MONKEYS.

My point remains to be seen. Similar to the bubbles I have been blowing, popping, laughing at and writing poems about for the past few days, my mind becomes filmy and then blips ou of existence while my physical being is remembered not as a single person, but as one of many. Confused? Well, you have just experienced the feeling of a bubble.

Things like this intrigue me.

A poem, a confession, a boring but beautiful bubblesque script.

The Second Person

I would like to have a word
with you, in here seems nice and cosy.
Why do you do the things you do
with your pretty poise and graceful
posy of people following you everywhere.
They float in clothes and swarm in the
air surrounding the rootless forms of
speech you throw at them with effortless
speed and beach the stalls you seek.
I don't think that you're listening to me
you drift in and out of conscious being
she who looks but does not see, who hears but
does not listen. You are the second person that
I talk to when I need to chat about the impulse
of the world you find is spiraling in and out of
your hands – why does nobody comprehend the
mistakes He makes with ifs and ands and silver light
washed on the white sand. It slides so gently like the night into our arms
with odes and eyes of light and shadow. You hear me not
because I harm the central ego of your heart
but for the plastic wants of those who look at you in
anguish. For they are right.
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I have a twitter. Mainly to stalk Skandar/Charlie, but I have one. Think of it as a medium where thou can view much shorter blogs, but where sense is the cost of this messiah of sorts.
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Aside from reading [and falling in love with] Eragon, dragging myself through my last week of school, avidly watching youtube, writing poetry (don't. even. ask.), reading MLIA ("get on with it!" I hear you cry)..... etc etc and so forth.......

for the past three days, i have blown bubbles.
EVERYWHERE.

like, in classes, in peoples faces, at lunch, over balconies, during concerts, assemblies, at home, during films, during mealtimes, walking home, on the bus, train, EVERYWHERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT IT'S HELLA FUN!

I refill at home every second night, ready to blow them again tomorrow.

And when teachers FINALLY notice I've been blowing them for the past 70 minutes of the lesson and ask me to stop, I pull out the other thing that amuses my 4-year-old mind - a "radio arial". THis phrase may be familiar to you muggles (you know what's coming), but to me, this "ariel" thing is my wand, given to me by Ollivander. I had a wizarding duel with my friend. I won, after I "protego'd" myself from her "crucio", "Impedimenta'd" her to slow her down, and then "Avarda Kedavra'd" her to end the bloody battle of wits and extraordinary Harry Potter knowledge.

I know. You want my life. SO BAD.

OOH! I really want someone to text me, cause I has the KIM POSSIBLE ringtone. CELEBRATES!