rolling in lobsters

my computer is still mutineering - but it remembers things now. just doesn't have any other programmes on it save the internet.

i'm off to see harry potter again.

IN.

GOLD.

CLASS.

i feel the need for expensive champagne, lobsters and caviar. Pampered i shall be.

and zeeky is backon youtube! hooray for small print!

mentioned again.

a) my computer is still being a bitch.
b) I WAS MENTIONED AGAIN!

youtube.com/watch?v=7M5mD6UE6no

fourth from the end.

thankyou, Minotaur. ilyaafae.

this time, 'twasn't Harry Potter. 'twas Narnia!

those trickshie hobbitshhhh...

I WILL KILL BILL GATES IF IT IS THE LAST THING I EVER DO EVER!

my pc has crashed, and all of my profile info has been lost - no homepage, no documents no hoome email, nothing. not even my win prince caspian background.

i can't write about the awesomeness of nerdfighters this edition. i must now plan the demise of bill gates.

my life has come to the point in time when the foetal position is alluring.

Haiku

Integrated Essay Hate
Kill me slowly now
Prejudiced Hypocrisy

pathetic potato = me.

THEY MENTIONED ME!

click me click me click me click me click me click me click me click me click me click me click me click me click me now.

conditions were the first non-twitterer and twitterer who ended the sentence (Mr and Mrs Dursely of number 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal _____) would get mentioned.

being the nerd i am who checks youtube more than she changes underwear, i got it right first.

YAY!

(man, my life is sad and pathetic.)

(for those who were wondering, it was "... were perfectly normal, thankyou very much.")

(and i didn't cheat)

review

a) back from skiing
b) harry potter holy freaking shit

the movie was AMAZING! i saw it in canberra on way back from snow.

SPOILERS (but you probably don't care anyway)

Things i loved

• lavendar brown. jessie did a AMAZINGLY hilarious job of an over-obssessed lavendar.
• cormack mclaggen. the most disgusting guy ever portrayed beautifully. the way he looked at emma (hermione for you who art dumb) was sickeningly perfect.
• ron weasley. oh my god, he was freaking hilarious. "beautiful, isn't it? the moon."
• horace slughorn. maybe it's because he was in hot fuzz and was "the professor" Digory Kirke in lion-witch-wardrobe and i WUV narnia and am biased, but jim broadbent was very good. as was the sofa.
• dumbledore. knitting patterns is all i can say, knitting patterns.
• the hermione-bird scene. perchance it be the effect of the birds splattering against the door next to "won-won"
• pincers. no more to be said. that line was given suberbly. harry on felix felicis was like an ADHD-affected six-year-old on the crack-that-the-guy-who-plays-Vincent-Crabbe-was-found-growing-and-might-get-14-years-prison-for (how epic, man?). all of felix was good, actually.
• young tom riddle. how feminine was his face as a sixteen-year-old? and HOW FREAKING SCARY WAS HE AS A KID!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
• weasley's wizard wheezes. "how much is this?" "five galleons." "how much is it for me?" "five galleons." "but i'm your brother!" "ten galleons."
• katie bell. they used a ragdoll to animate that freaky scene. sent shivers down me spine.
• talk about dumbledore's age. seemed like a real talk b/w wizarding friends. REALISTIC. "old? dumbledore's not old. he's what,..." "one-hundred-and-fifty?" *laughter* "give or take a few years"

Things I didn't

• ginny weasley. she was awkward around Harry. the kiss was foul. she was also taller than him. it bugged me, being taller than most people. just because she's pretty, doesn't nescessarily (sp?) mean she's a good actress.
• the inferi. only because they scared me. i LOVED the effect, but the result was terrifying. i liked how they did it, but i wouldn't choose to watch it.
• draco malfoy. what a pathetic lump. tom felton may be hot, but his angst was just weepy crap.
• dumbledore's service thing. i REALLY wanted the funeral, but NO.
• absense of Dursleys. understandable. they're such funny characters. you can relate to them easily. a good reference point for aristocratic lumps of bleh.
• the disconnected scenes. the bridge at the beginning wasn't explained. for non-potter-fans (they exist?) it wouldn't have meant anything AT ALL.
• the burrow fight. sure, the ring of fire was cool, but why did they set the burrow alight? don't they need it for the seventh movie...?
• absense of fleur aka phlegm. such a good comedic moment, lost.

i must leave, for dinner/mother is calling me.

hope this helped. (it didn't)

PS - HOW THE HELL DO YEAR 8s KNOW OF MY BLOG. Laura, you have me to answer to.

sadness has arrived.

zeeeky5678 is leaving youtube.

VERY SAD FACE!

='(

zeeky, i hope you're reading this...

i'll miss your awesome videos WAAAAYYY too much.

i'll treasure my subscription for when youtube stops being crappy and you return, k?

i WILL watch them on your website (zeeky5678.tk).

x

insaneandluvingit

Computer is returned.

Being the 174cm that I am, I was in need of a new bed.

A magic fairy of beds waved her wand at me, and now I am lumped with a King Single Bed - 15cm longer AND wider!

This occasion called for grand sheets to cover the bed. Cue purple doona and white sheets/valance.

Hooray.

I think my love for Tancred Torsson has increased. It is rather worrying, as he is now my number 1 crush.

I like dating fictional characters - they can't dump you, and always say the right things.

Kidnapped by Bielzebub.

I know, you must think I have been abducted by aliens.

But do not fear, young skywalker! Satan and his minions have not descended from on high!

I have simply been at school. And off school. =).

Because of the accursed swine flu, no one was at school. Literally.
Normally, we have 152 people in my year. On Tuesday, we had 48 people.
On wednesday, we had 56.
On Thursday, we had 40 PEOPLE! that's only 26.3% of the year!
(I counted and did the maths.......)

My school was like a ghost town. Wind howled through the empty courtyards as tumbleweed span across the eerily quiet lawns. The buildings seemed to soak up the silence like a sponge, and the few survivors inside retreated so far into themselves, they lost all contact with their minds........

In geography on Tuesday (i'm behind on news) we made a sign and stuck it on the door. it read:

SWINE FLU QUARENTINE ROOM - DO NOT ENTER; CLASS CANCELLED

then we all lay in a heap in the corner of the room, breathing heavily.
Mr K came in and acted like it was nothing out of the ordinary (it WAS nothing out of the oridnary - we do something like that every lesson)
We then got into our seats like he told us to......but we had an empty chair between each of us. we said we were "quarentining ourselves"

Then when liv, who was spluttering like there was no tomorrow, was sent to Sister (if you coughed, you got sent home. NOT KIDDING), Our reaction?
"YOU HAVE BEEN VOTED OFF QUARENTINE ISLAND - YOU ARE THE WEAKEST OINK - GOODBYE!"
We printed off about 15 signs saying:

DO YOU HAVE SWINE FLU??!?!?!
SYMPTOMS:
fever
cough
runny nose
sore throat
body aches
chills
chronic fatigue
IF YOU COUGH, GO TO SAO*AND COUGH INTO A TISSUE AND BAG IT AND BIN IT.

*SAO = Student Administrative Office. Everything at my school has to have an abbreviation

We put them all around the school. We put one in Mr K's folder. He didn't realise during class, and must have found it later on.

BUT the next day, apparently there were a few people who went to SAO to cough into tissues.

heh heh heh.........

I must reveal something further.

I am in love.

His name is Tancred Torsson, and he is a fictional character. And I am madly in love with him.

He's in the Children of the Red King or Charlie Bone series by Jenny Nimmo.

plot of 7 books (8 in september): Bloor's Academy accepts children with extreme talent in art, music and drama. It also accepts children who are "endowed". They are descendants of the Red King and his ten children - five good, five bad. The children of the Red King fight many wars at Bloors. Charlie Bone, and ordinary boy with a father who's been lost for 10 years, discovers he's endowed - he can travel to paintings and photographs. His evil grandma and great-aunts send him off to Bloor's, and adventure ensues.

Tancred's endowment is that he can bring thunderstorms, rain, wind and in certain cases, snow.

He is hot, intelligent, and awesome.

I am in love with Him. <3.>I'm trying to imagine kissing him. If he was happy, wind would blow everywhere. it would AMAZING!

---------------->god, i'm pathetic.

and yes, i typed up the summary.

i am now in love with 3 guys.

one is fictional - Tancred Torsson (18)
one is from youtube - Charlie "charlieissocoollike" McDonnel (19)
one is a celebrity - Skandar Keynes (17)

*sigh*

x