A short conversation.

Blog: Well, well, well. Look who's come crawling back, after three weeks of indescrepid abyss.

Me: I, um...

Blog: You have no excuse for your nelgect. You're just lazy. You know that? Lazy.

Me: Well, if you put it into pers-

Blog: Don't try to wriggle out of it. I am deeply unimpressed with you at the minute and have half a mind to stop talking to you at all.

Me: No, don't do tha-

Blog: And I don't know where you've been! You could have been kidnapped for all I know!

Me: Actually, I was watching A Very Potter Musical.

Blog: Besides, I...wait, what?

Me: You heard me.

Blog: *sigh* Why I even bother with you I don't know.