From the C to the A to the M to the P!

yes, i will be on camp with everyone else in my year for the next week on a five-day canoeing expedition to Kangaroo Valley

YAY!

so you will miss out on my blargs, whoever you are. i apologise to the person what i don't know who i sreading this. and to my brother who is annoying me atm by trying to touch the keypad. any random letsvKFjbtering is due to his incompetence.

ILYAAFQW@

SILLY BOY

nothing much to say

however much i've been banned from youtube for using 80% of my broadband*, charlie always brings me back.

ILY charlie xx.



*oops

lists of pure, unadultered awesome

OHLA JASAMINA!

youtube.com/user/vlogbrothers

will 'elp you, my dear.

if you don't get it at first, never mind.

watch LOTS of their videos and you will get the awesome fuzzy feeling of watching intelligent peopl making intelligent jokes.

CHARACTER REFERENCE
John Green - Author, has VERY puffy hair, leader of the Chewbacca for President campaign and older sibling of
Hank Green - Musician and younger brother of above. conjoined owner of DFTBA records, which produces Chameleon Circuit and other Youtube artists (VenetianPrincess, DaveDays, fallofautumndistro etc)
The Yeti - Sarah Green. John's wife, who never appears on camera because "her cute will break your computer" who is known as the yeti as she is rarely seen
Willy - John and Yeti's cute li'l puppy
Truth or Fail - Hank's other youtube account which is an interactive game where you are given two facts - click on the truth, or you fail.

OTHER NERDIGHTERS YOU WILL PROBABLY WANT TO CHECK OUT AND PROBABLY WILL END UP CHECKING OUT
Charlie McDonnell - UK heartthrob nerdfighter whom i WUV. lives in Bath. is obssessed with pokemon, harry potter and computer games esp. Mario. created CHameleon circuit band. Is hot.
Alex Day - UK. former "ladies' man" of youtube. musician. came up with the term "trock" meaning time lord rock - songs relating to dr Who. is guitar player in Chameleon Circuit.
Kristina Horner - American girlfriend of Alex Day and part of youtube-based band The Parselmouths. Has recently released albums; Spattergroit - by The Parselmouths and Songs in the Key of e-mail by ALL CAPS
Natalie Tran - Sydney uni student who is very nerdy and awesome. quotes LotR a lot.

i hope this comprehensive listing and description helps!

also, i finished the awesomeness that is Paper Towns and will lend it to you via Monday Morning.

BEDODODODO!

DFTBA


~~~~~aside from sending emails to my friends listing everything to do with anything nerdfighter-like, i have been

- sick, possibly with the sveine.
- on youtube. obviously.
- writing songs and creating an AWESOME RIFF (Eb Bb1 Bb1 Bb2 Bb1 Bb1 F# Bb1 Bb1 Eb Bb1 Bb1 Eb1 F Bb1 F# C#)
- getting my first choices for camp
- pwning my English teacher (next blog will detail)
- reading, finishing and being addicted to PAPER TOWNS by John Green (see above, silly)
- going to a COMPULSORY social dance. WASTE OF MAKEUP. but i came 4th in heel&toe i guess.
- watching more youtube
- editing wikipedia pages on favourite childhood books
- reading favourite childhood books
- sleeping
- at the orthodontist.
- watching youtube. sigh.

influenza

cough-splutter-husk

i am missing out on write-a-book-in-a-day. (you laugh, you die)

i WAS going to go to school, before i realised i can hardly speak, see and remain standing for short periods of time.

so i've missed out.

=(

being sick is full of suck.

guess who had a 50% harry potter marathon today?

(meaning i watched 50% of all harry potter films)

[for those nosey enough to ask, it was the 2nd, 3rd and 4th]

FILMS IN ORDER OF AWESOME: 362415

SSSSSSSSAAAAAIIIIIIAAAAAHASSSSSSSIETH........................
ssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSAAAAIIIIIAAAAHASSSSASHI.............
ssssssssssssSAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIAAAAAAHASSSSASHI..........

"Speak to me Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts four."

guess who's been reading chamber of secrets...

Medusa’s Barber.

Medusa’s Barber.
My job is worth much
more than eleven drachma
an hour. The venom

is strong, the scissors
are stoney. And red. And dead.
And useless to me.

The fang sliced its way
Into my young barber flesh
And it bled. It bled.

I tried to give life
But it had life already
Too much life for me

I tried giving depth
And layers and colour to
The hair that bit back

And turned me to stone.
I spoke not. I heard not. I
Saw everything. Help.

I hate that stupid
Hairdresser. Poncing around
With his scissors and

Styler. I asked for a
Feed - I wanted fuller locks.
He gave me a hell.

“Nutrition and food
Is what they need,” I explained.
He shook his head. “No,

Darling, you need a
Makeover. A trim and a
Colour. Some layers

I think.” No you don’t.
Those scissors went near my poor
Snakeys – Hush lovelies.

I won’t let him harm
A dear hair on my head. My
Eyes cast over him.

He fell to the ground.
My reptiles came to him and
Scarred him away.

I HATE BILL GATES I WILL KILL HIM! AGAIN!

insaneandluvingit wipes the sweat from her brow and looks over her Siamese Twins PowerPoint at the 80% completion point. She smiles, and saves it - three times for good luck. On the computer the next day, she opens her Network files that connect to the school's database and what does she find? NO SAVED WORK! she screams, and in anguish, her mother comes rushing hurriedly. There is blood on the floor. The coroner is not phased - he has seen many before her. With a stab of regret, he writes in the words that are so familiar to him; "Reason of death: Close proximity to scissors lead to self-stabbing at anguish of lost data. Gates to answer for."


***************************************

Bibliography.....OF DEATH!
Internet
Kristia and Tatiana [Image] 2008. Retrieved August 8, 2009, from http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20080412/475_twins2_080412.jpg
Siamese Sumos [Image] n.d. Retrieved August 8, 2009, from http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20041201/dl2.jpg
Xiphopagus [Image] n.d. Retrieved August 8, 2009, from http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2007-03/09/xin_3703040912129842603312.jpg
Siamese Siamese Twins [Image] 2009. Retrieved August 8, 2009, from http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Chang-eng-bunker-PD.gif
Wired up for separation [Image] n.d. Retrieved June 25, 2009, from http://www.instonebrewer.com/bpg2009/thumbs/ca/editors/children/A%20foetus%20in%2 0the%20womb%20near%20full-term.jpg
Parapagus [Image] n.d. Retrieved August 8, 2009, from conjoinedtwins.med.sa/images/twin_types/parapagus.gif
Craniopagus [Image] n.d. Retrieved August 7, 2009, from http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/09/21/maintwins0_1.jpg
Parasitic foetus [Image] n.d. Retrieved August 7, 2009, from http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00652/news-graphics-2007-_652337a.jpg
Paracitic [Image] 2006. Retrieved August 6, 2009, from http://groovedshoulder.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/fetu3.jpg
Bare Parasite [Image] 2007. Retrieved August 6, 2009, from http://www.mindfully.org/Health/2003/Russian-Parasite-Nikita1sep03.jpg
Female sign [Image] n.d. Retrieved August 6, 2009, from https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTiTzkN8ZpwwcvaRlwm521yrUQ7UsSCmsd0k7yJcDLpYSher_-kqY6epqTtosU1ywz7wN9rVDpfz-8RBba5UUq6ElWy8lkWGXDHpMTtECsGnMRfJ9A1GM045qlkzeX6wzpb1lFFblbhvDA/s400/300px-FemaleSign2.png
Xiphopagus Diagram [Image] n.d. Retrieved August 8, 2009, from http://www.phreeque.com/conjoined_twins.html
Hensel twins body layout [Image] n.d. Retrieved August 7, 2009, from http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rj_i1hn_ZoY/SS279C_BlBI/AAAAAAAAEHI/Sd5uCd0Zb78/s400/abigail_brittney_hensel_twins.jpg
Conjoined Twins wiki 2008. Retrieved August 8, 2009, from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjoined_twins
General Info on Conjoined Twins n.d. Retrieved August 6, 2009, from phreeque.com/conjoined_twins.html
Conjoined Twins Facts 2007. Retrieved August 8, 2009, from http://www.umm.edu/cgi-bin/printpage.cgi
Pyropagus Twins [Image] n.d. Retrieved August 8, 2009, from http://www.phreeque.com/conjoined_twins.html
Videos
Conjoined Twins Abby and Brittany turn 16 2007, retrieved August 8, 2009, from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkKWApOAG2g
Conjoined Twins 2008, retreieved Ausgust 8, 2009, from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cucap9ItWI

Happy-go-lucky, fancy-free.

As graceful as a butterfly
as silly as a sum
She giggles as the world goes by
She's strong, and stupid, never shy
And rarely ever glum

She throws her pack of fun around
with a careless, dizzy grace
She spreads the word without a sound
And finds her thoughts in lost and found
Oh! - Such a funny place.

EDIT: http://camiyak.livejournal.com/16018.html

read for pure awesomeness.

lookie who was bored...

you can tell now what goes on in my mind.

with some prompting from zeeky, i got there.

oh, i got there.