I HATE BILL GATES I WILL KILL HIM! AGAIN!

insaneandluvingit wipes the sweat from her brow and looks over her Siamese Twins PowerPoint at the 80% completion point. She smiles, and saves it - three times for good luck. On the computer the next day, she opens her Network files that connect to the school's database and what does she find? NO SAVED WORK! she screams, and in anguish, her mother comes rushing hurriedly. There is blood on the floor. The coroner is not phased - he has seen many before her. With a stab of regret, he writes in the words that are so familiar to him; "Reason of death: Close proximity to scissors lead to self-stabbing at anguish of lost data. Gates to answer for."


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