My dad.

After reading babyporridge's interpretation of emailing fathers, I decided to give it a try. Because I'm cool like that.

In the aftermath of arguing whether or not Eddie Izzard plays the bad guy in the Alex Pettyfer (<3) film Stormbreaker, the following conversation emerged:


From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Tuesday, 20 October 2009 6:20 PM
To: Dad
Subject:



told you so



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbreaker_(film)
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From: Dad
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 11:36 AM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: RE:

All lies. The proof is that since I am never wrong, Wikipedia is obviously the erroneous one.



Dad the omniscient
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From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 11:48 AM
To: Dad
Subject: RE:



yeahh.



and maybe the pope converted to islam.
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From: Dad
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 12:56 PM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: RE:

Such cynicism in one so young
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From: insaneandluvingit
Date: Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:00:28 +1100
To: Dad
Subject: RE:



such scepticism in one so VERY old.
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From: Dad
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 1:43 PM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: Re:

I hope you do not expect to get a lift home from an old sceptic. Only omniscient fathers provide transport at request.

Think it through
Dad the blackmailer
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From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Saturday, 24 October 2009 2:46 PM
To: Dad
Subject: RE: Re:



too late.

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From: Dad
Sent: Saturday, 24 October 2009 3:49 PM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: RE: Re:


Hey – I could retrospectively bundle you into the car and take you back up to the station. Behave!!

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From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Saturday, 24 October 2009 3:50 PM
To: Dad
Subject: RE: Re:


and i could retrospectively hide.
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which just shows you how normal my conversations get.

If you've seen over 85 films, you have "no life"

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own Facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

Teen/ Romance:
(x) The Cinderella Story
( ) Another Cinderella Story
( ) Step Up
(x) Step Up 2
(x) High School Musical
(x) High School Musical 2
( ) High School Musical 3
( ) Hannah Montana Movie
( ) Enchanted
( ) Sydney White
Total: 4

(x) She's the Man
( ) Licensed to Wed
( ) The Break-up
( ) 13 going on 30
( ) 27 Dresses
( ) P.S I Love You
( ) Made of Honour
(x) What Happens in Vegas
(x) Get Smart
(x) The Princess Bride
Total: 8

( ) Camp Rock
(x) Wild Child
( ) Ella Enchanted
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
( ) 50 First Dates
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Just Married
(x) Freaky Friday
Total: 13

( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Sleepover
(x) Confessions Of a Shopaholic
(x) Twilight
( ) Nancy Drew
(x) The Devil Wears Prada
( ) No Reservations
( ) Perfect Man
( ) The Notebook
( ) Never Been Kissed
Total: 16

Comedy/Humour:
( ) Yes Man
( ) Bedtime Stories
(x) The Pink Panther
( ) The Pink Panther 2
(x) Marley & Me
( ) Cheetah Girls
( ) Cheetah Girls 2
( ) Bratz
( ) Haunted Mansion
( ) Paul Blart Mall Cop
Total: 18

( ) The 40-year-old virgin
(x) Night in the Museum
( ) Night in the Museum 2
(x) Evan Almighty
(x) Bruce Almighty
( ) White Chicks
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Meet the Spartans
( ) Meet the Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
Total: 21

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 21

Adventures:
(x) Harry Potter 1: The Sorcerer’s Stone
(x) Harry Potter 2: The Secret Chamber
(x) Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire
(x) Harry Potter 5: Order of Phoenix
(x) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: Return Of the King
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Total: 31

(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
(x) Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
( ) The Mummy
( ) The Mummy 2
( ) The Mummy 3
( ) Journey to the Center of Earth
( ) City of Ember
( ) Finding Neverland
Total: 35

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
( ) X-Men
( ) X-2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Spider Man 3
( ) King Kong
Total: 39

( ) Hellboy
( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Underdog
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Batman: The Dark Knight
Total: 43

Action/ Thriller
(x) The Matrix
( ) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Terminator
( ) Terminator 2
( ) Terminator 3
(x) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Ocean’s Thirteen
( ) Casino Royale 007
Total: 44

(x) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Underworld
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Death Note
( ) Death Note 2
( ) Death Note 3: L Change the world
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) I, Robot
Total: 45

( ) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
( ) Rush Hour 3
(x) Mission Impossible
( ) Mission Impossible 2
( ) Mission Impossible 3
( ) I Am Legend
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) Signs
Total: 47

Horror:
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) Saw III
( ) Saw IV
( ) Saw V
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
Total: 48

( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) Number 23
( ) Hide and Seek
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
Total: 48

( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
( ) The Haunted Apartment
( ) Siren
( ) Silent Hill
( ) The Mask
( ) Son Of The
( ) Alone
( ) Omen
( ) House Of Wax
Total: 48

( ) The Eye
( ) The Eye 2
( ) Shutter
( ) When the Stranger calls
( ) The Fog
( ) The Orphanage
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
Total: 48

Cartoons:
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Madagascar
(x) Madagascar 2
(x) Kung Fu Panda
( ) Bolt
( ) Wall-E
(x) Monsters Inc
(x) Shark Tale
Total: 56

(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek 3
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) ET
(x) Cars
(x) Ratatouille
(x) Toy Story
(x) Toy Story 2
(x) The Incredibles
Total: 65

Inspirational:
(x) Little Miss Sunshine
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Last Dance
(x) To Kill A Mockingbird
( ) Conrack
( ) Midnight Sun
( ) Little Black Book
(x) Rwanda Genocide
Total: 68

Classics:
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Titanic
(x) Romeo & Juliet
( ) Frankenstein
(x) A Midsummer Night's Dream


Grand Total: 70

I HAVE A LIFE!

but there are more films that AREN'T ON THE LIST!!!

Deep and Phisiologically Philosophical

my wardrobe is now three shirts and two pairs of shoes heavier. thankyou, DFO gods.

I yesterday saw Up. The magic of Pixar never fails to amaze. Not only was it cute, funny and spectacularly executed, but it was also emotionally challenging. MANY THANKS TO THE PIXAR MONKEYS.

My point remains to be seen. Similar to the bubbles I have been blowing, popping, laughing at and writing poems about for the past few days, my mind becomes filmy and then blips ou of existence while my physical being is remembered not as a single person, but as one of many. Confused? Well, you have just experienced the feeling of a bubble.

Things like this intrigue me.

A poem, a confession, a boring but beautiful bubblesque script.

The Second Person

I would like to have a word
with you, in here seems nice and cosy.
Why do you do the things you do
with your pretty poise and graceful
posy of people following you everywhere.
They float in clothes and swarm in the
air surrounding the rootless forms of
speech you throw at them with effortless
speed and beach the stalls you seek.
I don't think that you're listening to me
you drift in and out of conscious being
she who looks but does not see, who hears but
does not listen. You are the second person that
I talk to when I need to chat about the impulse
of the world you find is spiraling in and out of
your hands – why does nobody comprehend the
mistakes He makes with ifs and ands and silver light
washed on the white sand. It slides so gently like the night into our arms
with odes and eyes of light and shadow. You hear me not
because I harm the central ego of your heart
but for the plastic wants of those who look at you in
anguish. For they are right.
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I have a twitter. Mainly to stalk Skandar/Charlie, but I have one. Think of it as a medium where thou can view much shorter blogs, but where sense is the cost of this messiah of sorts.
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Aside from reading [and falling in love with] Eragon, dragging myself through my last week of school, avidly watching youtube, writing poetry (don't. even. ask.), reading MLIA ("get on with it!" I hear you cry)..... etc etc and so forth.......

for the past three days, i have blown bubbles.
EVERYWHERE.

like, in classes, in peoples faces, at lunch, over balconies, during concerts, assemblies, at home, during films, during mealtimes, walking home, on the bus, train, EVERYWHERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT IT'S HELLA FUN!

I refill at home every second night, ready to blow them again tomorrow.

And when teachers FINALLY notice I've been blowing them for the past 70 minutes of the lesson and ask me to stop, I pull out the other thing that amuses my 4-year-old mind - a "radio arial". THis phrase may be familiar to you muggles (you know what's coming), but to me, this "ariel" thing is my wand, given to me by Ollivander. I had a wizarding duel with my friend. I won, after I "protego'd" myself from her "crucio", "Impedimenta'd" her to slow her down, and then "Avarda Kedavra'd" her to end the bloody battle of wits and extraordinary Harry Potter knowledge.

I know. You want my life. SO BAD.

OOH! I really want someone to text me, cause I has the KIM POSSIBLE ringtone. CELEBRATES!

*achu*

Aside from feeling like a house *achu* elf due to disproportionate amounts of work, sneezing every 5 seconds due to *achu* an unseaonal cold (note the achus that plague this blog that correspond to the achus i am suffering) and writing poetry for the red room company *achu*, I have news.
*achu*
1. I now go to a youth group. *achu* *achu*
2. Sydney had was is now known as "Red Dawn Wednesday" when nothing could be seen but dust from the centre of australia.
3. I no longer have any crushes.

Yes, that's right. I have completely fallen out of any sort of love/like with anyone; nerdfighter, narnian, fictional or local. It's the first time since fourth grade. I feel strangely peaceful. inner peace. hummmmmmm.

I woke up on WEdnesdya morning at 6am and saw that outside was a boiling blood red. I thought that there was a lunar eclipse similar to this:

My other friend thought there was a bushfire. My other friend thought that someone had graffitied their window with red spray paint. Someone else (half asleep) wondered why they were in hell. Many thought it was the end of the earth. My other friend thought that the Year 12s in her boarding house had pulled really REALLY good prank. THey were all wrong. what they were seeing was this:

and this:

and this:


yeah, youth group is fun. met some people, made some friends IRL - for once =D.

Will see you on the other side of the dusk darlings - ta ta!

x

nerdy stuffs.

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG since my last ramble

one word:

homework.

In the meantime I have fallen out and in like. SUPERFLYINGTACKLEPOUNCE

And am now going to youth group. YAY!

and for those who HAVE SENT MY BLOG AS A LINK TO OTHERS VIA EMAIL - why? what's the point? no one reads it, no one WANTS to read it, and everyone just thinks i'm being stupid. thankyou.

I thought I should put this in simply to boost my ego.



ego boosted. thankyou very muchness.

ILY

EDIT: I dumped my imaginary boyfriend. *sad face*

conversation as follows;

me: This isn't working.

him: (all offended like) Why not?

me: well, you don't exist

nosey.

a week and a day seems like the lifetime of Miley Cyrus. not slutty and overly sickening, but short.

HELLO. I COME IN PIECES.

I have read up to page 106 of my life is average - POSSIBLY THE ONLY website that comes close to youtube.

page 106 is proof of that.

In other news, I made up an imaginary next-door-boyfriend yesterday. We went to TOYS'R'US to purchase Harry Potter supplies and then we built a fort =). yes, we built AN IMAGINARY FORT because I'm that cool.

that's about it. nothing to see here. bye.

I had found myself tattooed with a serial number as I have been submitted to fantasy hopstibull.

I have been having imaginary conversations with...people today. People such as Skandar Keynes.

Laugh you might, belittling interweb-type, but I bet you'd have delerious delusions after a 5-day-canoeing course in the aftermath of watching all the youtube videos for the week.

and you have a FREAKING SPIDER PUNCTURE-BITE ON YOUR ARM THE SIZE OF TAIWAN. when bitten by said spider, it was as painful as watching an episode of Hannah Montana.

Yes, that painful.

I was screaming and crying. It had swelled to the size of Shane Dawson's ego when Stingoes rushed in to be my knight in shining medical armour and stopped the pain like a television remote blipping out Camp Rock. THANK. FREAKING. GOODNESS.

Infected, it is. Itchy, my arm seems to be. Old, green and muppety is Yoda.

Ended, is blog of pain and misery.

2009

So, here we are, at the end of 2009.

After deciding fantasy is far better and more predictable than reality, I am left to comtemplate the following:

- Twilight is very, very bad.
- YouTube artists are always better.
- Computers are lame. Especially mine, which frequently mutinees, leaving me with my older, crappier, less reliable and crashing computer. This is why this post is seemingly written in September, when it is actually written on December 31, 2009. Because the time/date settings CANNOT BE CHANGED. Welcome to September 4, 1988.
- As a result, Bill Gates needs counselling.
- School is much worse than you ever remember it to be, and friends are more understanding than you think they'll be.
- Miracles happen. Mary Mackillop saved someone's life by accident and it was said to be a miracle, but science and God saved my uncle's life.
- Over beloved Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd is a twerp. He's even more twerpy in real life. And yes, I've seen him. The Prime Twerpister comes to my church sometimes, damnit.
- The cheaper the better, especially when it comes to hairdryers.
- Labradors eat far too much.

When asked what 2010 will bring, I will simply answer, "365 days."

camp review that maketh no sense

hello followers who may or may not exist.

camp was awesome. THE BEST EVERRRRRR!

and i do believe a boy

named

CONNOR

had

something....

to do with it. aimee. ahem.

and a few songs were made about spiders on jellybeans and capsicums.

and maybe even a few lolly-hangovers from hyperactivity that involved toppling whenever not supported where in there too.

canoeing for 5 days was good.

i may or may not have lost five kilograms.

(leaning towards the may not is on the right track)

learning about others was fun.

trying to avoid being eaten by crazed carnivorous boarders was

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hmmmmmmm.......



we have a capsicum
OH!
we have a capsicum

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW TODAY?

i saw zac efron in the nighttime nighttime OO OO! it was creepy like a spider on a jellybean jellybean OO OO!

kudos to steph, our leader. THANKS



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From the C to the A to the M to the P!

yes, i will be on camp with everyone else in my year for the next week on a five-day canoeing expedition to Kangaroo Valley

YAY!

so you will miss out on my blargs, whoever you are. i apologise to the person what i don't know who i sreading this. and to my brother who is annoying me atm by trying to touch the keypad. any random letsvKFjbtering is due to his incompetence.

ILYAAFQW@

SILLY BOY