My dad.

After reading babyporridge's interpretation of emailing fathers, I decided to give it a try. Because I'm cool like that.

In the aftermath of arguing whether or not Eddie Izzard plays the bad guy in the Alex Pettyfer (<3) film Stormbreaker, the following conversation emerged:


From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Tuesday, 20 October 2009 6:20 PM
To: Dad
Subject:



told you so



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbreaker_(film)
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From: Dad
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 11:36 AM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: RE:

All lies. The proof is that since I am never wrong, Wikipedia is obviously the erroneous one.



Dad the omniscient
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From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 11:48 AM
To: Dad
Subject: RE:



yeahh.



and maybe the pope converted to islam.
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From: Dad
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 12:56 PM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: RE:

Such cynicism in one so young
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From: insaneandluvingit
Date: Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:00:28 +1100
To: Dad
Subject: RE:



such scepticism in one so VERY old.
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From: Dad
Sent: Friday, 23 October 2009 1:43 PM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: Re:

I hope you do not expect to get a lift home from an old sceptic. Only omniscient fathers provide transport at request.

Think it through
Dad the blackmailer
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From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Saturday, 24 October 2009 2:46 PM
To: Dad
Subject: RE: Re:



too late.

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From: Dad
Sent: Saturday, 24 October 2009 3:49 PM
To: insaneandluvingit
Subject: RE: Re:


Hey – I could retrospectively bundle you into the car and take you back up to the station. Behave!!

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From: insaneandluvingit
Sent: Saturday, 24 October 2009 3:50 PM
To: Dad
Subject: RE: Re:


and i could retrospectively hide.
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which just shows you how normal my conversations get.