Blog: Well, well, well. Look who's come crawling back, after three weeks of indescrepid abyss.
Me: I, um...
Blog: You have no excuse for your nelgect. You're just lazy. You know that? Lazy.
Me: Well, if you put it into pers-
Blog: Don't try to wriggle out of it. I am deeply unimpressed with you at the minute and have half a mind to stop talking to you at all.
Me: No, don't do tha-
Blog: And I don't know where you've been! You could have been kidnapped for all I know!
Me: Actually, I was watching A Very Potter Musical.
Blog: Besides, I...wait, what?
Me: You heard me.
Blog: *sigh* Why I even bother with you I don't know.
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