Kidnapped by Bielzebub.

I know, you must think I have been abducted by aliens.

But do not fear, young skywalker! Satan and his minions have not descended from on high!

I have simply been at school. And off school. =).

Because of the accursed swine flu, no one was at school. Literally.
Normally, we have 152 people in my year. On Tuesday, we had 48 people.
On wednesday, we had 56.
On Thursday, we had 40 PEOPLE! that's only 26.3% of the year!
(I counted and did the maths.......)

My school was like a ghost town. Wind howled through the empty courtyards as tumbleweed span across the eerily quiet lawns. The buildings seemed to soak up the silence like a sponge, and the few survivors inside retreated so far into themselves, they lost all contact with their minds........

In geography on Tuesday (i'm behind on news) we made a sign and stuck it on the door. it read:

SWINE FLU QUARENTINE ROOM - DO NOT ENTER; CLASS CANCELLED

then we all lay in a heap in the corner of the room, breathing heavily.
Mr K came in and acted like it was nothing out of the ordinary (it WAS nothing out of the oridnary - we do something like that every lesson)
We then got into our seats like he told us to......but we had an empty chair between each of us. we said we were "quarentining ourselves"

Then when liv, who was spluttering like there was no tomorrow, was sent to Sister (if you coughed, you got sent home. NOT KIDDING), Our reaction?
"YOU HAVE BEEN VOTED OFF QUARENTINE ISLAND - YOU ARE THE WEAKEST OINK - GOODBYE!"
We printed off about 15 signs saying:

DO YOU HAVE SWINE FLU??!?!?!
SYMPTOMS:
fever
cough
runny nose
sore throat
body aches
chills
chronic fatigue
IF YOU COUGH, GO TO SAO*AND COUGH INTO A TISSUE AND BAG IT AND BIN IT.

*SAO = Student Administrative Office. Everything at my school has to have an abbreviation

We put them all around the school. We put one in Mr K's folder. He didn't realise during class, and must have found it later on.

BUT the next day, apparently there were a few people who went to SAO to cough into tissues.

heh heh heh.........

I must reveal something further.

I am in love.

His name is Tancred Torsson, and he is a fictional character. And I am madly in love with him.

He's in the Children of the Red King or Charlie Bone series by Jenny Nimmo.

plot of 7 books (8 in september): Bloor's Academy accepts children with extreme talent in art, music and drama. It also accepts children who are "endowed". They are descendants of the Red King and his ten children - five good, five bad. The children of the Red King fight many wars at Bloors. Charlie Bone, and ordinary boy with a father who's been lost for 10 years, discovers he's endowed - he can travel to paintings and photographs. His evil grandma and great-aunts send him off to Bloor's, and adventure ensues.

Tancred's endowment is that he can bring thunderstorms, rain, wind and in certain cases, snow.

He is hot, intelligent, and awesome.

I am in love with Him. <3.>I'm trying to imagine kissing him. If he was happy, wind would blow everywhere. it would AMAZING!

---------------->god, i'm pathetic.

and yes, i typed up the summary.

i am now in love with 3 guys.

one is fictional - Tancred Torsson (18)
one is from youtube - Charlie "charlieissocoollike" McDonnel (19)
one is a celebrity - Skandar Keynes (17)

*sigh*

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