well my luvs, lots has happened since last post.
1. The Mighty Michael has been discovered to be not to Mighty
2. I have been deeply insulted.
3. I have formed a new Obsession (with a majascule 'O').
4. Mystery news revealed later.
1) Too much has been written about Mr Jackson that I will not add anything on.
2)I was insulted so much today. It was the WORST thing anyone has ever sent to me. EVER. My friends think I would be in HUFFLEPUFF! (deja vu at some point)
3) See here or here. Listen. Enjoy. Obsess.
CHAMELEON CIRCUIT n. The programme which makes the Tardis change shape. Disambigation: n. Also the world's first TROCK band - Time Lord Rock. Trock's inventor, Alex Day aka "nerimon", is also in Chameleon Circuit. Chameleon Circuit consists of Alex Day, Charlie McDonnell (<3),Chris Beattie, Liam Dryden.
Happy =)
4) MYSTERY NEWS TIME! MYSTERY NEWS TIME! MYSTERY NEWS TIME! MYSTERY NEWS TIME! MYSTERY NEWS TIME! MYSTERY NEWS TIME! MYSTERY NEWS TIME! MYSTERY NEWS TIME! MYSTERY NEWS TIME! MY SCHOOL HAS SWINE FLU AND ALL THE BOARDERS HAVE BEEN SENT HOME!
Someone in my year is being tested. Results tomorrow.
Now, my friends, is the time to panic.
Big time.
All are using the communal hand sanitiser that has been put outside our locker room as if our lives depends upon it. Someone pointed out that it was anti-bacterial sanitiser and that Swine Flu is a virus, and anti-bacterial stuff doesn't stop viruses. We told her to shut up.
But good news, my loves! there IS a cure in Queensland or something of the sort
Monday, June 29, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
of magic tricks like that of juggling
hello that which is person.
this post entails some or none of the following:
-chocolate
-very bad puns
-love
-lust
-the meaning of life
-an argument
-accents
-lottery winnings
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I have an inplosive desire for chocolate, which has bloomed from seeing the dead, lifeless shell of a Wonka Nerd's Rope lying in the gutter this afternoon. Sugar is running pentagons around my brain, looping through the body that is mine. So is madness.
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A few nights ago, my mum called me a bitch for lying to her about having a shower and for leaving my school uniform crumpled on the floor.
We have "made up" and are going shopping for a new bed for me that doesn't have my feet over the end this weekend.
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In geography (elective), we're learning about fish, namely whales (not technically fish.....whatever). This has of course prompted many bad puns, a form of humour which is very chep and entertaining. A bit like the Biggest Loser.
"But if you do that, you'll leave us FLOUNDERing!"
"We're having a WHALE of a time"
"Stop WAILing about the smell of the room already!"
"I'm not from WALES"
and other high-brow, sophisticated jokes.
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Accentuations of the English tongue are interesting. And fun to impersonate. I can mimic a few. I did this today for my friends.
american
irish (i'm really very good at that)
scottish (in contrast to my heritage, i'm crap at that)
seth effrican
jamaica
australian
poncey famous-five english (Oh I say George, won't that be spiffing? Oh Rather! Let's go find the smugglers in the cave! Then, we can have scones with strawberry jam and lashings of cream with some ginger pop for afters! That's a simply MARVELOUS idea, Anne! Oh, you really are a brick!)
cockney
kiwi
italian
spanish
mexican
philipino (my reference point is HappySlip on youtube...=P)
chinese (very bad at this one...)
indonesian
japanese
I was finally asked to do french after saying nonsense french words yesterday non-stop for about half an hour - mauve pirouhette et ma mere d'orange mais mon pere ches vert. les cheveaux blonde, milong et les yeux gris. [purple turn and my mum of orange but my dad is green. the hair is blonde, middle length and the grey eyes.]
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Toodle-oo, poppets. Must go and wash mind of Biology test completed today with some Windex.
this post entails some or none of the following:
-chocolate
-very bad puns
-love
-lust
-the meaning of life
-an argument
-accents
-lottery winnings
------------------------->BEGIN
I have an inplosive desire for chocolate, which has bloomed from seeing the dead, lifeless shell of a Wonka Nerd's Rope lying in the gutter this afternoon. Sugar is running pentagons around my brain, looping through the body that is mine. So is madness.
-------------------------
A few nights ago, my mum called me a bitch for lying to her about having a shower and for leaving my school uniform crumpled on the floor.
We have "made up" and are going shopping for a new bed for me that doesn't have my feet over the end this weekend.
-------------------------
In geography (elective), we're learning about fish, namely whales (not technically fish.....whatever). This has of course prompted many bad puns, a form of humour which is very chep and entertaining. A bit like the Biggest Loser.
"But if you do that, you'll leave us FLOUNDERing!"
"We're having a WHALE of a time"
"Stop WAILing about the smell of the room already!"
"I'm not from WALES"
and other high-brow, sophisticated jokes.
-------------------------
Accentuations of the English tongue are interesting. And fun to impersonate. I can mimic a few. I did this today for my friends.
american
irish (i'm really very good at that)
scottish (in contrast to my heritage, i'm crap at that)
seth effrican
jamaica
australian
poncey famous-five english (Oh I say George, won't that be spiffing? Oh Rather! Let's go find the smugglers in the cave! Then, we can have scones with strawberry jam and lashings of cream with some ginger pop for afters! That's a simply MARVELOUS idea, Anne! Oh, you really are a brick!)
cockney
kiwi
italian
spanish
mexican
philipino (my reference point is HappySlip on youtube...=P)
chinese (very bad at this one...)
indonesian
japanese
I was finally asked to do french after saying nonsense french words yesterday non-stop for about half an hour - mauve pirouhette et ma mere d'orange mais mon pere ches vert. les cheveaux blonde, milong et les yeux gris. [purple turn and my mum of orange but my dad is green. the hair is blonde, middle length and the grey eyes.]
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Toodle-oo, poppets. Must go and wash mind of Biology test completed today with some Windex.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
post posterial triumph
i've rearranged the posters on my wall, and thrown out the ones i've grown out of. yay! now it's all narnia, harry potter, photos and a few other things (katy perry, lady sovereign, periodic table of the elements [nerd], two comics, a picture of Jackie O eating a lollipop, narniaweb ranks, pink cardboard, labradors and a pretty card i got from from cousins and cousin's fax number)
My grade won the battle for a common room through the use of persuasive language and a petition.
year nine.
common room.
trashed within minutes...
RULES:
To be in use only when it's below 18 degrees so we can get (and i quote)"sufficient amounts of vitamin d".
NO food by the piano ("only used for music, NOT noise")
NO food by the computer.
movies to be shown on fridays only.
each tutor group and another group for the boarders (because they are aliens..?) makes a banner to personalise it.
god, isn't my school pedantic. and weird =P. which is why it accepted me, i guess!
My grade won the battle for a common room through the use of persuasive language and a petition.
year nine.
common room.
trashed within minutes...
RULES:
To be in use only when it's below 18 degrees so we can get (and i quote)"sufficient amounts of vitamin d".
NO food by the piano ("only used for music, NOT noise")
NO food by the computer.
movies to be shown on fridays only.
each tutor group and another group for the boarders (because they are aliens..?) makes a banner to personalise it.
god, isn't my school pedantic. and weird =P. which is why it accepted me, i guess!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
the usual blatant text
Oh my best beloved, apologies for not blogging sooner but my internet decided to mutiny. grrr.
i was babysitting in last night, watching Caspian (the only time i can watch narnia is whenever i babysit cause i'm away from my family). i counted all of skandar's lines. the poor hot boy only gets 37! he gets like NO screen time. drat. looking forward to seeing him swimming in VDT...mmmmmm, mr darcy moment.
man, i need a life.
i REALLY want a hp scarf. curses not having any specific hp shops in australia! i REALLY want a ravenclaw one cos everyone on the internet is practically a ravenclaw and has printed on their forehead in block letters "I AM A RAVENCLAW AND DAMN PROUD OF MY TETRIS SCORES". ravenclaw is the nerd house. but the only place hp scarves can be bought is in borders, and then only gryffindor and occasionally slytherin. never hufflepuff. that's the loser house =P
one week and four days left of school-related torture! i must inform you that i will not be at the computer for a week while skiing. sigh. no news from me for a whole 7 days! what a cwisis and twagedy.
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the other day we finished basketball training early, so i decided to visit the boarding house with my boarder friend who's on the team. i got inside the room and looked around cautiously. i sat down on another girl's bed and noticed a fish tank above it. i asked if i could have a look, and everyone said it was fine. "What's it's name?" "oh, he's called rock." (it was later found out the fish was called vock for reasons unknown)
"um, guys? rock's dead."
"what?"
"oh my god. we have to tell her."
"i'll put on some more sombre funeral music."
after searching around for the girl for 10 minutes to tell her that rock/vock was dead, moudly and fluffy, we finally found her.
"um, honey, rock is dead."
"yeah, i know" *laughs* "i found him this afternoon"
"and you didn't throw him out?"
"oh my god. that's disgusting"
i just about died laughing. in my head, so's not to hurt her feelings
"you didn't feed him much, did you?"
"are you sad he's dead?"
"no. not really."
oh my god. boarders. you gotta love them, however silly they are.
i was babysitting in last night, watching Caspian (the only time i can watch narnia is whenever i babysit cause i'm away from my family). i counted all of skandar's lines. the poor hot boy only gets 37! he gets like NO screen time. drat. looking forward to seeing him swimming in VDT...mmmmmm, mr darcy moment.
man, i need a life.
i REALLY want a hp scarf. curses not having any specific hp shops in australia! i REALLY want a ravenclaw one cos everyone on the internet is practically a ravenclaw and has printed on their forehead in block letters "I AM A RAVENCLAW AND DAMN PROUD OF MY TETRIS SCORES". ravenclaw is the nerd house. but the only place hp scarves can be bought is in borders, and then only gryffindor and occasionally slytherin. never hufflepuff. that's the loser house =P
one week and four days left of school-related torture! i must inform you that i will not be at the computer for a week while skiing. sigh. no news from me for a whole 7 days! what a cwisis and twagedy.
____________________________________________
the other day we finished basketball training early, so i decided to visit the boarding house with my boarder friend who's on the team. i got inside the room and looked around cautiously. i sat down on another girl's bed and noticed a fish tank above it. i asked if i could have a look, and everyone said it was fine. "What's it's name?" "oh, he's called rock." (it was later found out the fish was called vock for reasons unknown)
"um, guys? rock's dead."
"what?"
"oh my god. we have to tell her."
"i'll put on some more sombre funeral music."
after searching around for the girl for 10 minutes to tell her that rock/vock was dead, moudly and fluffy, we finally found her.
"um, honey, rock is dead."
"yeah, i know" *laughs* "i found him this afternoon"
"and you didn't throw him out?"
"oh my god. that's disgusting"
i just about died laughing. in my head, so's not to hurt her feelings
"you didn't feed him much, did you?"
"are you sad he's dead?"
"no. not really."
oh my god. boarders. you gotta love them, however silly they are.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
..l.o.n.g..w.o.r.d.s..w.i.t.h..m.e.a.n.i.n.g..
Canting counteractive.
Miscalculated management.
Universally unruly.
Xenial or illiberal.
Not looking at the whole picture. Or person.
Unorthodox and inhumane.
Seeing things from the point of one.
Mind only millimetres wide.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic.
Or wrong?
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
mmmm...contributing to further problem.
Chocolate Coconut Rough
Base
125g butter
1 cup flour
¾ cup coconut
½ cup sugar
1 tbsp cocoa
1 tsp baking powder
Icing
1 cup icing sugar
¾ cup coconut
1 tbsp cocoa
1 tbsp melted butter
2 tbsp milk
1 drop vanilla essence
Preheat oven to 180°C. Melt Butter. Add the rest of the base ingredients and mix well. Press into 28x18cm tin and cook for 15-20 mins.
For the Icing, mix ingredients and ice while base is hot.
Serves 8
*****
Mr k: (geography teacher explaining how big tuna are despite how small the tins are) They're about 80kg. Think about it...you're what? 50? 55kilos? these are about -
me: aw! i feel bad now. i'm 65kilos!!!!!!!
girl1: now she's going to become annorexic!!!
girl2: when she dies of bulimia it will be all your fault.
*****
Dr G: (Science teacher for other class) Now girls, next lesson we will be starting the sexual education unit. We will first, however, do a prac.
~Oh, how the laughter pealed around the school and seeped into our skin for days! they were hysterical with laughter. as you ca imagine at being told that next lesson during sex ed there would be a prac. (it was disecting plants, but whatever)
But OH! the laughter that rang through my spinal chord into my kidney when i found out
I think my poetic license is running away with me. we are eloping. shhh.
*****
yes my luvs, it has reached the stage where non-sensical shit is escaping my fingertips as this ramble is blipped off to the land of the public internetal eye. blink blink.
Base
125g butter
1 cup flour
¾ cup coconut
½ cup sugar
1 tbsp cocoa
1 tsp baking powder
Icing
1 cup icing sugar
¾ cup coconut
1 tbsp cocoa
1 tbsp melted butter
2 tbsp milk
1 drop vanilla essence
Preheat oven to 180°C. Melt Butter. Add the rest of the base ingredients and mix well. Press into 28x18cm tin and cook for 15-20 mins.
For the Icing, mix ingredients and ice while base is hot.
Serves 8
*****
Mr k: (geography teacher explaining how big tuna are despite how small the tins are) They're about 80kg. Think about it...you're what? 50? 55kilos? these are about -
me: aw! i feel bad now. i'm 65kilos!!!!!!!
girl1: now she's going to become annorexic!!!
girl2: when she dies of bulimia it will be all your fault.
*****
Dr G: (Science teacher for other class) Now girls, next lesson we will be starting the sexual education unit. We will first, however, do a prac.
~Oh, how the laughter pealed around the school and seeped into our skin for days! they were hysterical with laughter. as you ca imagine at being told that next lesson during sex ed there would be a prac. (it was disecting plants, but whatever)
But OH! the laughter that rang through my spinal chord into my kidney when i found out
I think my poetic license is running away with me. we are eloping. shhh.
*****
yes my luvs, it has reached the stage where non-sensical shit is escaping my fingertips as this ramble is blipped off to the land of the public internetal eye. blink blink.
Monday, June 15, 2009
content = none.
Oh my luvs, has been a few days since the last internet-text thing. But i am sure that my presence (did someone say presents?) has not been missed.
I digress.
ONE MONTH!
and if that doesn't mean something to you, LEAVE THE SITE NOW!
although HBP is out in only a month - in imax and normal theatres! - work on Deathly Hallows Pt 1 (omg, 2 parts!) has already started, and scenes from Pt 2 are on the way (like Ron and hermione snogging, filmed a few days ago.)
YAY!
x
I digress.
ONE MONTH!
and if that doesn't mean something to you, LEAVE THE SITE NOW!
although HBP is out in only a month - in imax and normal theatres! - work on Deathly Hallows Pt 1 (omg, 2 parts!) has already started, and scenes from Pt 2 are on the way (like Ron and hermione snogging, filmed a few days ago.)
YAY!
x
Thursday, June 11, 2009
i have disturbing news. i am scarred for life.
we are doing sex ed in science. cheer */sarcasm.
not only did my science teacher grab the model of the male reprocudtive system by the bit; you can guess which...... - but she also showed us photos of her PLACENTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO IN THE FREAKING WORLD TAKES PHOTOS OF THEIR PLACENTA FOR POSTERITY?????!!!!!!??????
it looked like a brain-shaped heart-coloured blob of whale blubber. i have seen something that has come from my science teacher's vagina. how lovely.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
i also learned what a clitoris is, and shall not go into details.
our class discussed the demerits of guys using the same urethra for peeing as for sex, and determined the difference between an ejaculatioin and an erection.
COPULATE TO POPULATE.
*shivers*
not only did my science teacher grab the model of the male reprocudtive system by the bit; you can guess which...... - but she also showed us photos of her PLACENTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO IN THE FREAKING WORLD TAKES PHOTOS OF THEIR PLACENTA FOR POSTERITY?????!!!!!!??????
it looked like a brain-shaped heart-coloured blob of whale blubber. i have seen something that has come from my science teacher's vagina. how lovely.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
i also learned what a clitoris is, and shall not go into details.
our class discussed the demerits of guys using the same urethra for peeing as for sex, and determined the difference between an ejaculatioin and an erection.
COPULATE TO POPULATE.
*shivers*
Monday, June 8, 2009
substantially substandard
it doth seem i have wasted another 3 days of my life.
yes, luvs. the long weekend is over and school has once again restarted its torture machines, sadly in full working order.
I did not rearrange my wall posters as planned, but i did:
- make home-made pasta, and fail, ending up with a whole chunk of pasta dough in the circular file
- make yummy mushroom sauce and SUCCEED! (no way!)
- make scones. at my father's request. with raspberries in them. which failed.
- and yesterday i spent 10 hours knocking myself out with the whole series of movies that this quote comes from;
"But Hagrid, how am I to pay for all this? I haven't any money!"
which eleven-year-old wizard on the morn of his warlock life uses the word "haven't"????????
and what is with Emma Watson's Eyebrow acting?!? seriously. watch the movies and you'll get what i mean.
schpeakling of Emma watson, i watched Ballet Shoes which was on ABC on Sunday night. 'twas good. but severely cut. not as much as OotP, but close enough.
D'ya know what else I figured out? THe girl who was in the motion picture of Alice In Wonderland (which was adapted as a musical that Emma Watson's character was in...hmmm...) bUt anyway, the 2000 movie of Alice in Wonderland, my favourite movie when I was little stars this girl (Tina majorino):
was also the girl with the puffy sleeves in Napoleon Dynamite!
OMG!
Napoleon Dynamite, btw, is a very bad movie. it has about 3 funny parts. and that's it.
"I like your sleeves. They're puffy."
Thursday, June 4, 2009
H1N1 - the cousin of R2D2
...and ruined my holiday.the NSW health dept has released a thing where every school child who has been to Metropolitan Melbourne (or USA/Mexico) has to be kept at home for a week. SO's not to spread swine flu. curses.
I was looking forward to my long weekend holiday to Melbourne for my Grandpa's birthday...but now I can't go so i don't catch swine flu and have cough-oinking fits.
*sigh*
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
bleh-ness
Oh my luvs, it is officially winter. Hooray! Cold, wintery, rainy conditions PERFECT for snuggling up by a fire with marshmallows in your hot chocolate. That is what it should be like, but NOOOOooooOOOOoooOOOooo!
seven day forecast...
Wednesday Rain periods. Light to moderate east to northeast winds.
City: Min: 13 Max: 17
Thursday Chance shower.
City: Min: 13 Max: 20
Friday Chance shower.
City: Min: 11 Max: 20
Saturday Mostly fine.
City: Min: 9 Max: 20
Sunday Chance shower.
City: Min: 10 Max: 19
Monday Fine
City: Min: 10 Max: 19
Tuesday Fine
City: Min: 9 Max: 19
seven day forecast...
Wednesday Rain periods. Light to moderate east to northeast winds.
City: Min: 13 Max: 17
Thursday Chance shower.
City: Min: 13 Max: 20
Friday Chance shower.
City: Min: 11 Max: 20
Saturday Mostly fine.
City: Min: 9 Max: 20
Sunday Chance shower.
City: Min: 10 Max: 19
Monday Fine
City: Min: 10 Max: 19
Tuesday Fine
City: Min: 9 Max: 19
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